Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Get Better Soon Zakk Wylde!

According to his latest tweets on Twitter (using the word "tweet" in reference to a burly, bad ass guy like Zakk just doesn't feel right...), he is currently dealing with two blood clots in his lungs and one in his leg. Due to these damned clots, he's unable to sing because any pushing would cause an embolism. "Every 48 hours in the ER to check my blood," he informs us from Twitter. This has caused BLS to drop out of their tour, Pedal to the Metal. The rest of the bands on the tour will keep on keepin' on without the bearded madman and his band, but there's no doubt Zakk and the rest of BLS will be sorely missed.

In other super hot, bearded guys named Zakk news...

I'm sure almost all of you already know that Ozzy has decided to replace Zakk Wylde in his band with Greek guitarist, Gus G. And apparently, Ozzy didn't even bother telling Zakk he was planning on replacing him. Real nice. What the hell is wrong with the Osbournes?

Zakk, please know that Ozzy won't be the same without you; he's now missing an integral part of his sound. Sure, that other guy is a good guitarist, but he'll never be as good as you. And your beard alone could kick that kid's ass in a heart beat. I'm just sayin'.

Now hurry up and get better damn it!

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Metal Sucks because that website is hysterical.

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