Right after my high from the Poison concert, I read a press release that totally ruined my buzz: Rock of Love 3...on a tour bus.
You know, after the first Rock of Love, I thought he was a douche. Sure, he came off a little better than I thought he would, but the whole show was ridiculous. Then he had to come back and make it worse with Rock of Love 2. After that season, I was truly convinced that he was a total douchebag.
Then I saw Bret at his finest, on stage with Poison, and all seemed right with the world. I began to think to myself, "Maybe he's not that big of a douchebag..." He just had to prove me wrong, didn't he?
Apparently, he and Ambre didn't work out. Big surprise. Having a relationship while touring was just too freaking difficult, so they ended it.
From that break up came the birth of Rock of Love Bus. All those girls and Bret will be touring the country on a tour bus. Someone shoot me now.
Will I watch it? Of course. Although it gets harder to watch with every new season, I will just suck it up and force myself to stay tuned. Do I think he's out of his mind and getting greedy? Absolutely.
I can't take anymore of his douchebaggery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please stop Bret Michaels. Please.